So unbeknownst to many of my friends and family, I used to blog quite regularly. That is, each week or so I’d write a few tasteful paragraphs about nothing and no one would read them. But no one likes to hear whiny bloggers, so I’m starting fresh. No past entries, no embarrassingly badly written anecdotes, and above all, no Blogger.

Just to get you up to speed, as of January ‘08, my life is now in Birmingham, Alabama, the city where no one actually lives in the city. I’ve been injected with an overdose of yuppie suburbia-ism and now have strange cravings for home made baked goods on a daily basis. I go to school half an hour away in Oak Mountain, which sounds like East St. Nowhere I know, but it’s truthfully not that far.

And there you are. A primer on the exciting new life I lead. I seem to have retained my good old cynicism so blogging shan’t be difficult at all.