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Diary of a Mad Vegetarian 2: Cleanse Edition

The long awaited sequel to the most dynamic blog post ever! Confession: I’m not a vegetarian. But I haven’t eaten red meat since part one. [Well I've tried to not eat red meat.]

So for the past week I’ve been on a body cleanse [or purge as I like to call it] I got from Whole Foods. They sure are confirming stereotypes about their store. Basically the purge consists of me taking 13 [!] pills a day, drinking too much water, and feeling sick for two weeks. And supposedly I feel better. Yeah I know.

Being the health nut I am [cough], I’ve complimented the purge with a diet of chips, cookies, processed food, and raw cookie dough. The package warned to refrain from intense exercise while on the purge. This has definitely been a sacrifice [cough] but I’ve forced myself to take it easy and not do any rigorous activity.

Please keep your eye out for Diary…Vegetarian 3: Judgement Day arriving soon.


3 Responses to “Diary of a Mad Vegetarian 2: Cleanse Edition”


  1. 1 Elisa M
    July 12, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    I have been wanting to do a cleanse, and this chip and cookie dough thing sounds great. Can I swap chips for peanut butter straight off the spoon? If so, consider me cleansed!

    I am assuming this is not a Cleansed by the Spirit type thing?

  2. 2 CK
    July 9, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    yeah, pretty much ditto everything Amanda just said.

  3. July 6, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    (1) noah cannon = the most awesome dude under 20 that i know.

    (2) please grow up to be a writer. no matter how little money you make. if you’re this good at your age, there’s nowhere to go but up.

    (3) i’m so sad that i just now found out about your blog.

    (4) you’re totally getting a link on my page

    (5) a cleanse involving raw cookie dough is where its at. sign me up.


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