Author Archive for Noah



01
Sep
09

This I Believe.

I’ve always found NPR’s This I Believe interesting. I think it’s cool to hear people’s philosophies and convictions in under two minutes. It reveals a lot about the person.

However, when I was asked to write an essay in the style of This I Believe for English, I found it a lot harder than it looked. Not matter what I wrote, I always found some problem with it. It’s too generic. It’s too weird. It’s not really what I believe.

Anyway, I thought I’d share the finished product below. Sorry about the bad sound.

Noah’s This I Believe

23
Aug
09

New schedule.

Old Schedule:
- AP Environmental Science
- Algebra II with Trigonometry
- Advanced Acting
- French II
- Yearbook Staff
- AP Language and Composition
- US History Modern

New Schedule:
- Herbology
- Arithmancy
- Transfiguration [?]
- Ancient Runes
- The Daily Prophet Staff
- Charms
- Muggle Studies

I recently discovered MLIA [My Life is Average] which gave me this outstanding idea. Next year, Chemistry will be Potions. And Driver’s Ed will be Flying.

22
Aug
09

Stuff I need to do:

- Do that homework that I was going to do yesterday.

- Clean my room and actually keep it clean for more than a week.

- See the following movies: Moon, Ponyo, Inglorious Basterds

- Write that monologue that’s due on Wednesday.

- Update that blog I have.

12
Aug
09

School these days.

August has come with the gratuitous amounts of dread and misery that I’ve grown to love. This year, I had very little time to savor this feeling of impending doom, as the Homewood school year started on August 10th. I’ll gladly repeat that. Homewood. Started. School. On. The. 10th. [annoyed groan] Because I enrolled in an AP English class, I was assigned 3 books and 4 rather time consuming assignments over the summer, which I completed… the night of August 9th. And the wee morning hours of August 10th. I finally got to bed at 5 am.

I was woken up 70 minutes later to find that the lower left side of my face had swollen horribly. It wasn’t pretty. The impeccable timing of this dermatological disaster was all too apparent as I pondered the social consequences of going to school looking like Rocky Balboa after a fight. Thankfully, my parents are nowhere near as cruel as you probably think they are [I love you Mom and Dad] and they let me stay home. I unethically asked my dermatologist for a school excuse for the day.

Anyway, school. My AP English class seems enjoyable. I like the teacher and the other students. More importantly, our main text has essays by David Sedaris in it which is pretty darn cool. Other noteworthy classes include Advanced Acting [my friend Megyn and I are doing a song from Starlight Express for our first project, complete with roller skates], French Deux [it was obviously a long summer as I couldn't remember how to say 'six' in French], and Yearbook [yearbook staffers can stay in the classroom during lunch which makes me extremely happy].

I’m confident that it’s going to be a good year for me. I need to bring up that ol’ GPA, so I’m determined to work slightly harder than I did in years past. 3 down, 177 to go.

28
Jul
09

‘There was so much left on my bucket list…

…So many different buckets I wanted to own.’

I have recently made a pact with my two siblings. This serious agreement states that before any of us die [particularly me] we’re going to go sky diving. Tandem sky diving. With an instructor. Not alone. We’re not that crazy.

Anyway, this seemingly humorous decision got my brain juicer going. It is my honor to present to you now the fresh-squeezed results of this thinking. Lots of pulp.

Things to do before I’m no longer alive:

1. Go on an adventure. Any sort of spontaneous tom foolery will do. I’m easy to please.

2. Publish something. Even if it’s a letter to the editor of Us Weekly. Once again, I’m easy to please.

3. Audition for The Amazing Race. See number 1.

4. Eat sushi and lobster and caviar and all those foods I’m supposed to have tried by now.

5. Delete my Twitter account. Not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with Twitter, but I should probably be done with it before I die.

6. Sing karaoke in a public place.

7. See the northern lights. With some hot chocolate.

8. Take a class in something random. Like needlepoint or Icelandic.

9. Attend Sundance. Or, better yet, submit a film to Sundance.

10. Be happy with my life. I’m generally happy at this point. So just don’t screw anything up I guess.

15
Jul
09

Favorite things in July.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Simply the best film of the series. It took five movies, but the filmmakers have FINALLY made a movie mature and emotional enough to do justice to the books. I’ve been talking about this movie too much. I’m stopping after I post this. Just go see it.

Newton Faulkner Brilliant singer-songwriter from across the pond. Watch this.

Coraline on Blu-ray and DVD One of my favorite movies I’ve seen this year is being released for home media this Tuesday. What’s especially remarkable is that both the DVD and the Blu-ray disc sets come with 4 pairs of 3D glasses. I’m curious to see how the spectacular cinema 3D translates to the small screen, but I imagine it will look stunning on Blu-ray.

Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins I woke up in the middle of the night last week with an intense craving for lemon poppy seed muffins. They are grossly under-appreciated.

07
Jul
09

‘Do you have a high sugar intake?’

Words of a TCBY worker who took my parfait order last night.

[My parfait order was, for the record, Oreos pieces, peanut butter yogurt, Reese's cup pieces (not to be confused with Reese's pieces), vanilla yogurt, hot fudge sauce, whipped cream.]

My response: ‘You know, generally speaking… yes.’

01
Jul
09

Public Enemies.

Public Enemies

released 7/1/9 by Universal Pictures
dir. by Michael Mann
grade: B-

In the opening scene of Public Enemies, John Dillinger [Johnny Depp] stages a daring prison break complete with accomplices, getaway cars, and near incessant gunfire. Throughout the film, he and his buddies rob banks with expert technique and snappy dialogue. His many escapes, however close, are genius.

John Dillinger was shot and killed. We all know that. Everyone watching the film knows that. We all know it’s coming. And yet, the filmmakers seem to just accept that and abandon any tension or emotion in Dillinger’s story. There doesn’t seem to be any effort to surprise the audience. The bank robberies aren’t thrilling, but dutiful. The escapes aren’t suspenseful, but dull.

Johnny Depp gives a commendable performance. He delivers Dillinger’s zingers with dead pan humor and puts what little emotion can fit into such a factual movie. As Dillinger’s girlfriend, Billie Frechette, Marion Cotillard is wonderful. In all of her scenes she brings a sense of urgency that the film so desperately needs. For his part, Christian Bale attempts a South Carolinian accent. So he gets an A for effort.

The art direction and costume design are flawless. They more than anything else create the mood of the movie. More disappointing is director Michael Mann’s decision to film with handheld digital cameras. Such methods have been used on movies like Children of Men, but there it added to the story. Here it’s just distracting. Imagine some of the most aesthetically beautiful period films of recent years, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button for example. Now imagine them filmed as though they were The Blair Witch Project.

Bryan Burrough first approached HBO in 2002 about a miniseries about John Dillinger. When he found writing a script difficult, he ended up writing the book Public Enemies, a piece of nonfiction. In many ways, I guess Public Enemies is the best film that could be adapted from a nonfiction account of the story. But this painstaking accuracy is the film’s greatest weakness. It produces people and events, but no characters or conflict.

For his adaptation of The Last of the Mohicans, Michael Mann diverted from historical fact to craft a more romanticized story for the film. The result was engaging and thrilling. Perhaps a less factual adaptation would have yielded the same results for Public Enemies.

28
Jun
09

In which Noah chases after an ice cream truck.

The following story is pretty much guessable from the above title. But read it anyway if you so desire.

So there I was, minding my own business, cleaning my toilet bowl, when I hear a familiar tune. The Entertainer. Now, as everyone knows, the only practical use for that song is luring children to childcatchermobiles or ice cream trucks. In this case, the latter.

I wash my hands, run to the door, and realize that ice cream men most likely only take cash. Smart Noah. So I run to my room looking for coins of any kind. None. I see the ice cream man get in the driver’s seat.

Mom! Do you have any change?

She tells me to check her purse. I madly start throwing things about looking for quarters. 25 cents… 50 cents… The ice cream man puts his truck into gear. I frantically look for more coins. 35… 60… 85… 1.20… 1.30… I run out side to see the ice cream man driving away.

I wave my arms desperately. Surely he can’t get away with this. There must be something in the ice cream man code about not depriving the good people of the US of A of their ice cream. I run towards him, chasing him down the street. This is very dangerous, children, and should not be attempted at home. He begins to brake.

I order a fudge bar. Tears of joy appear in my eyes as my efforts are finally rewarded. I walk back in the house with a sense of pride and accomplishment. I glance out the window. The ice cream truck stopped next door, waiting for more customers. I chased him down, and he was stopping in front of every house on the street.

The things I do for ice cream.

10
Jun
09

Songs of the moment.

Hoppipolla by Sigur Ros [youtube link/itunes link] – The title literally means ‘jumping in puddles,’ but you don’t have to know a word of Icelandic to get the emotion of this song. It’s the perfect nostalgia song.

I Don’t Worry by Bess Rogers [youtube link/itunes link] – Great song when stressed. Hence the title.

I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas [youtube link/itunes link] – I was a little disappointed with the first single from The E.N.D, Boom Boom Pow, but this is a really good song. It’s catchy without getting annoying and has more than solid vocals.

Le ciel dans une chambre by Carla Bruni [youtube link/itunes link] – This song feels like a lullaby. It’s in French and Italian, so once again I can’t understand a word. Plus, Carla Bruni’s the first lady of France. Which is cool. Michelle Obama doesn’t have any records.




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