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26
Sep
09

Some stuff I like in September.

You know what? I’m about ready for this month to end. It’s true. August and September are the worst. They both go by slower than any other month. Regardless of my hostility towards this time of year, I’ve compiled this list of things that are awesome.

1. I love ABC’s new half-hour comedy Modern Family. It follows three exceedingly abnormal families trying to live, as the title implies, modern lives. The pilot episode aired on Wednesday, and has got to be one of the funniest pilots I’ve seen. I look forward to seeing where they take the show with such sharp, intelligent writing.

2. One of ABC’s other new fall shows is FlashForward. If you’ve been watching the network at all in the last two months, you know that ABC is putting all their eggs in this strange, sci-fi basket. I had huge expectations going in, and the first episode really delivered. The direction and writing, courtesy of Dark Knight co-writer David Goyer, are both on a cinematic scale that rarely sees the light of primetime. It’s more than enough to hold me over until Lost returns in January.

3. Go buy an I am Birmingham shirt HERE. Seriously, just go get one.

4. In 1995, Jean-Dominique Bauby, the editor of French Elle magazine, had a stroke which resulted in locked-in syndrome, a condition in which a person is fully functional mentally, but physically paralyzed. Bauby was totally paralyzed save for his left eyelid. Using a painstaking system with an assisstant, Bauby blinked out a 139-page memoir of his inner thoughts called The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. The book was adapted into a film by Julian Schnabel in 2007. The movie is a unique portrait of a man whose true feelings aren’t expressed until a near-death experience jolts them out of him. It’s inspiring, funny, devastating, and hypnotic. Netflix it.

5. Greg Holden, the English musician who opened for Ingrid Michaelson the other night at Workplay, has been on rotation on my iPod since. Check out Thinking of You and The Chase.

19
Sep
09

Predicting Emmys like a boss.

EDIT 9/20 11:08 am: changed my pick for supporting actress in a drama from Chandra Wilson to Rose Byrne. Alert the media.

I apologize in advance if you find this sort of thing royally dull, but I actually did pretty well with my Oscar and Tony predictions, so here we go. [For your sake, I'm only predicting the Comedy and Drama Series Emmys, which are only half of the awards being presented tomorrow night.]

Drama Series
Will win: Mad Men, despite the fact that the second season was not up to snuff.
Should win: Mad Men, I’m happy for you, and Imma let you have your moment, but Breaking Bad had one of the best seasons of ALL TIME.
Upset: Breaking Bad has the next best chance.

Drama Actor
Will win: Hugh Laurie, unfortunately.
Should win: Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad.
Upset: Bryan Cranston.

Drama Actress
Will win: Glenn Close, Damages.
Should win: Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men.
Upset: Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men.

Drama Supp. Actor
Will win: Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad. Arguably the best performance on TV right now.
Should win: Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad.
Upset: Michael Emerson, Lost.

Drama Supp. Actress
Will win: Rose Byrne, Damages [she's pretty much a co-lead]
Should win: Chandra Wilson, Grey’s Anatomy.
Upset: Dianne Wiest, In Treatment.

Drama Directing
Will win: Phil Abraham, Mad Men.
Should win: Phil Abraham, Mad Men.
Upset: Whatever for ER.

Drama Writing
Will win: Meditations in an Emergency, Mad Men.
Should win: A Night to Remember, Mad Men.
Upset: The Incident, Lost.

Comedy Series
Will win: 30 Rock.
Should win: 30 Rock.
Upset: HA!

Comedy Actor
WIll win: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock.
Should win: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock.
Upset: Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory.

Comedy Actress
Will win: Tina Fey, 30 Rock.
Should win: Toni Collette, United States of Tara [and I love Tina Fey.]
Upset: Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?

Comedy Supp. Actor
Will win: Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother.
Should win: Jack McBrayer, 30 Rock.
Upset: Tracy Morgan, 30 Rock.

Comedy Supp. Actress
Will win: Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock.
Should win: Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock.
Upset: Kristin Chenoweth, Pushing Daisies or Kristen Wiig, SNL.

Comedy Directing
Will win: Whatever for The Office.
Should win: Beth McCarthy, 30 Rock.
Upset: Todd Holland, 30 Rock.

Comedy Writing
WIl win: Matt Hubbard, 30 Rock.
Should win: Matt Hubbard, 30 Rock.
Upset: One of the other three 30 Rock episodes.

Okay, I’m done.

13
Sep
09

‘Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.’ [or Dear Kanye West...]

Everyone will be blogging about this. Everyone. So I figured I’d join in. ‘Sorry Taylor, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.’ Words of a genius named Kanye West. Let’s analyze this, shall we?

‘Sorry Taylor.’ PAUSE! That’s like when people say ‘no offense’ and then say something really offensive. It’s still offensive, regardless of whether you said ‘no offense.’

‘I’ll let you finish.’ PAUSE! Taylor Swift was excepting an effing VMA. Kanye, you do not tell her whether she can finish or not. And when you handed her back the mic, she just said nothing and looked like she might melt.

‘Beyoncé had one of the best videos.’ PAUSE! Okay. It was a good video. But it was a mediocre song. And why should you get to judge the quality of a musician’s work Kanye? You’re best known for yelling over a Daft Punk song that already existed.

‘Of all time.’ PAUSE! Really? Really? Why do really unintelligent people feel the need to add ‘of all time’ to every bit of praise they give? Yes, I’m talking about Ben Lyons.

Okay, I’m done. Kanye, it’s one thing to rant about how awesome you are, but don’t drag an innocent teenager into the mix. Taylor isn’t the greatest country artist ever, but she didn’t deserve that. Good day, sir. I said good day.

07
Jun
09

Tony awards fun fun fun.

The Tonys are probably the most mundane awards telecast in that only .01 % of the nation has seen any of the nominated work. However, the Tony telecast is consistently the most entertaining of the year. It’s concise, funny, and contains relevant performances [being a theatre award show] unlike the Emmys and Oscars. Of course, entertaining or not, I will predict the winners here. Even if I’m the only one watching the show.

Noah’s Totally Guess-based Tony Predictions [for the major awards]

Best Play
God of Carnage
Author: Yasmina Reza

Best Musical
Billy Elliot, The Musical – because it’s British
Producers: Universal Pictures Stage Productions, Working Title Films, Old Vic Productions, Weinstein Live Entertainment

Best Book of a Musical
Billy Elliot, The Musical – see above
Lee Hall

Best Original Score (Music and/or Lyrics) Written for the Theatre
Next to Normal – because it’s awesome
Music: Tom KittLyrics: Brian Yorkey

Best Revival of a Musical
Hair – because it’s inexplicably popular
Producers: Too many.

Best Special Theatrical Event
Liza’s at The Palace – because it’s Liza Minelli

Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Play
Geoffrey Rush, Exit the King

Best Performance by a Leading Actress in a Play
Marcia Gay Harden, God of Carnage

Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Musical
David Alvarez, Trent Kowalik, and Kiril Kulish – Billy Elliot, The Musical – because they’re children. and there are three of them.

Best Performance by a Leading Actress in a Musical
Alice Ripley, Next to Normal

03
Jan
09

The Best TV of 2008.

In the first of my Best of 2008 posts, I shall recall my favorite television programs of the year.

Best Comedy Series – 30 Rock
Tina Fey’s sitcom has the perfect mix of intelligent humor, cynicism, and pure random silliness. The supporting cast [Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski, and Jack McBrayer] is hilarious. Tina Fey’s writing and performance are both smart and very funny. And Alec Baldwin’s pretty good, too.

Best Drama Series – Mad Men
A show about 1960’s New York ad executives sounds royally dull, yet Mad Men is addictive. For me, it’s fascinating to see how people’s attitudes have changed about everything from racism and homophobia to adoption and psychiatry. It really feels like a different world, just 4 decades ago.

Honorable Mention:

Pushing Daisies – It got off to a wonky start this year. But now that it’s found its footing, ABC has to cancel it. May it rest in peace.

Life On Mars – Another remake of a BBC show [what are we doing wrong America?] about a NYPD officer who is hit by a car and wakes up in 1972. Great soundtrack and supporting cast, which includes Harvey Keitel and Michael Imperioli.

Fringe – X-Files rip-off, sure, but a really, really good one.

Saturday Night Live – The first half of the 08-09 season was actually funny. And with Amy Poehler gone, it’s looking like that won’t happen a lot for the rest of the year.

05
Dec
08

Lucille Bluth moment.

Server at Southern restaurant: Plate or platter?
Lucille Bluth: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

That exchange is from Arrested Development, a brilliant show that died prematurely. ‘I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it’ is such a good burn.

Anyway, I’m in the town of Due West, South Carolina, population 1209, to see my sister perform in the Erskine College Choraleers Christmas concert. The five hour drive was fine [car trips never bother me] until we reached Due West. Right as we were about to pull up to the college, we were stopped by the Due West Christmas parade, seemingly consisting mostly of emergency vehicles.

I was pissed off. They couldn’t have planned the parade route so visitors could get to the college? They couldn’t have set up any detours? ‘Ugh, look at these people. They’re in denial. Don’t they know how horrible the world is?’ I intended to say this jokingly, although it came out slightly more seriously than I had hoped.

What a lovely person I must be, to be so upset by a Christmas parade. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go get ready for this concert. Season’s Greetings.

24
Nov
08

Dear Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt,

Dear Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt,

Um… what the what?

I understand your undying feelings for each other, as viewers see weekly on MTV, but eloping? In Mexico? Isn’t that kind of a cliché?

I was such a big fan of The Hills. Now I just can’t bring myself to watch it.

Noah

[/sarcasm]

31
Oct
08

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, Spooky Scary!

Boys becoming men!
Men becoming wolves!

Why, yes, I can turn any given situation into a 30 Rock reference. Happy Hallowe’en!

[full version, because it's awesome]

05
Jun
08

Local News.

Last year I watched a TV show called Making News Texas Style pretty faithfully. The show followed a local news station in a small town in Texas and their fight for the number one position among local newscasts. It sounds silly, but the show was the most popular show on TV Guide network, and the people were really interesting and likable. Like The Office but real.

So imagine my supreeze when I saw that the second season of the show [which premiered last night] was being filmed in Savannah, Georgia, my hometown 6 months ago. Making News Savannah Style follows the lowest rated news team which does both ABC and Fox’s local news. This newscast truly sucks. Like seriously laughably sucks. I haven’t yet watched the show, but I’m looking forward to.

I went to the station’s website [which obviously got a facelift for the reality show] and the first headline I saw was this: “More Hispanics Die in Dangerous Jobs.” Subtitle: “More hispanics die on the job than others.” Um, what? Hispanics? Is that even the PC term we’re supposed to use? They die more than other what? Races? People in general? Wouldn’t the non-Hispanic people in the dangerous jobs have the same risk of fatality?

I was torn between bemusement and disgust, but settled on a sense of nostalgia. There’s something comforting about utterly tactless reporters from one’s old hometown. In a way, these clueless people made me anticipate my visit to Savannah even more.




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